Friday, April 28, 2006

Joke

Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine thatwould transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby'sfather. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very
much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% forstarters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than thefather had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, thehusband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
Thedoctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband wasstill feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure andwas amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to tryfor 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the paintransfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
Encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthybaby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. Whenthey got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

Thought you might enjoy this. Good for a laugh. Hope everyone is having a good day.

3 comments:

bonny with a Y said...

hey mary, looks like you're getting a little spam. just click the trash can at the bottom of his comment to delete it. If you want to delete it.

and a funny joke.

mary said...

their is no trash can at the bottom, unless i am looking in the wrong place

mary said...

thanks bonny, i finally figured it out.