Friday, April 28, 2006

Joke

Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine thatwould transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby'sfather. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very
much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% forstarters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than thefather had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, thehusband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
Thedoctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband wasstill feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure andwas amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to tryfor 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the paintransfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
Encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthybaby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. Whenthey got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

Thought you might enjoy this. Good for a laugh. Hope everyone is having a good day.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

LOCKED OUT

I was doing my laundry today, which is out in the garage and locked myself out of the apartment. I had to wait for Jamie to come home from work to let me in. I walked to my friends to use her phone. It took me about 30 minutes so i got my walk in for the day. Now i put my laundry key on my key ring. No more locking myself out. Go thing the weather was nice.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Holiday

Want to wish everyone a Happy Easter. May we all remember the true meaning of this gloriest day and what it can do for our lives. The Savior did so much for us. Love you all.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Tami's Surgery

A few years back Tami fell off a horse and broke her back. A little while ago it started hurting her really bad. She would go numb in one of her legs and was in pain all the time. Finally she got medicare and went to the doctor. They did a bunch of test on her, some were not very pleasant at all . They stuck her with needles in her leg at which she cried. That was on a friday and by Monday they said she would have surgery the following Tuesday, which was today. Whenever they put Tami out she wakes up crying, which she did today probably more that usual. She had it done at USC hospital. They took out her pins and filled the holes with a bone graph from her hip. They thought they might have to do everything over again, but in the end it was not necessary. Now she can heal faster. I don't think she wanted me to leave (once when she had her apendix out I stayed with her in the hospital). Not this time. Hopefully this will be the last time she will need surgery. Hope all is well with everyone. Love you all.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

MOVIE

Mom, Donna and I went to the dollar movie this morning and saw Nanny McPhee. I thought it was a great movie. This was may second time seeing it. Mom and Donna enjoyed it too. Then we went to WalMart. Mine is much better than the one where Mom lives. She also had her hair cut at a salon that I go too. They did a good job. It looked really nice. It was great to spend the day with them. Hope all is well with everyone. Love ya.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Movie

Went to the movie and out to dinner with Donna and Mom. Saw the premier of "Take the Lead "with Antonio Bandares. Was an okay movie. Loved the dancing, wish I could dance like that. Lots of swearing. It was entertaining. It was also a little long and dull in some spots. Well back to school on Monday. Spring break is over so back to the world of work.